It’s been many months since I could find a transmitter out here in the Zombie Controlled nuke world. The carnage has been ghastly, there are parts of nuke everywhere, revolts within the PHP-Nuke Empire have cause forks and splinters abound, and the main nuke dynasty has done nothing to stop it. Their troops are thinning and are equipped with buggy weapons and bad install scripts, is the end for PHP-Nuke as we know it?
The Post-Nuke Empire remains solid on the Northern front, never bowing, limited splintering, one of the oldest of the original splinters, has become its own small nation-state.
The Zombies are everywhere, my god they keep multiplying with a force unimaginable. There have been many casualties from these Zombies, they have evolved and mutated into their own species that can infiltrate codes and exploit weaknesses in the PHP-Nuke Empire. This is how the schisms are made, with each new armor defense the (FB) Emperor puts up, he leaves open new cracks. The greatest Nuke Knight Chatserv fights a daily battle killing thousands of zombies a day, but can it be enough? Is there no hope of the (FB) Emperor hiring someone who knows what they are doing?
On another front a darker cloud has formed, they spell the death of the old ways of nuke. CPG-Nuke was once a savior to many in its realm; it beefed up security while thinning the waste of the ways of PHP-Nuke. Then they transformed. They have begun thinking of the people, and haven’t thought of what could happen in its wake. Aye the Dragon is a mighty beast, but has a mighty weakness...
The forces of the lost have begun to gather behind smaller splinter cells in their own conquest for Nukeworld. The list is ever increasing as the community of the living is splintered more and more into their own factions, each with its own way each with its own beliefs each with its own language. The downfall of the PHP-Nuke empire will not come from the living dead roaming the streets of a once great planet, it will come from within its own borders. The splits from all sides are not unlike the Earths own schisms of religions...
If related to those Thatware would be Jewish, PHP-Nuke Catholic, Post-Nuke Eastern Orthodox, and the splits would all be Protestants. CPG is heading toward its own version of all, and may be considered Muslim. True all bow to the same PHP god started by Thatware; they all have gone different ways...
...I hear the mind eating zombies coming closer, this has been a recap of my reports... ...must update you on one last.... NukeCops has reclaimed its place to a minor degree...ported mods has gone by the wayside from splintering....MY ARM IT TRIED TO EAT MY ARM....*radio fuzz*
Last edited by Anubis_The_Jackal on Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:10 pm; edited 1 time in total
changed the title, i think I might make a series out of this. the pre-Wasteland stories are also here on the site, ill go through and find them for reference and edit this with the links.
[Edit] well one link
The Insanity of the sale that started the concept
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I plan on sucking up as much news from the 7.8 as I can now and using it for materials. I figure, why not make fun of things? If everyone is too serious about everything then whats the worth?
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