Report from the Wastelands of Nukeworld.
003
The Apocalypse.
Transmission Begin.
After the recent announcement from the emperor of this now desolate wasteland we know as Nukeworld, we here here to translate it for you before out transmission from our live report.
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Hello Nukers! Since the release of the version 7.8 I'm reading some suggestions and complains about some new features introduced in the last versions.
I have read your Flame mail, and I plan to punish you withering Worms.
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One of the most criticized and acclaimed feature is the wysiwyg editor added recently and the changes required on the system to put this baby to work.
Yes, I know paying people to say they like it is only half working, I will smite you all as soon as I reveal my master plan!
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Some reports I received talks about possible vulnerabilities using the editor, few bugs has been replicated by my side and will be addressed, other can't be replicated on my test systems (Linux and Windows) and can't be completely verified, but I'm working to force the errors replication and to give a solution if needed.
Ha ha ha. Why would I tell you that there were any problems, It is all apart of my plan you fools!
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I'm working on a new variables validation system that should be added to clean any text that will interact with any PHP-Nuke part.
And then I ill virtually take control of your site and crush you! I care not about any of you anymore, it is all coming in to place since you have all failed me, your destruction is assured!
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That will solve part of the current problems.
Yes, those problems are you, the unsupportive community!
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Also, I will work with the editor trying to leave it on the system since many people liked it but by securing the input and output, on this process I'll add the feature to the editor to be turned on or off.
But to never get rid of it! You will watch as your site is hacked daily in a never ending torrent of death and destruction!
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BB2Nuke 2.0.16 (released today) will be included, and some cosmetic modifications will be made.
Yes I will throw in BBtoNuke 16, ONLY AFTER .17 IS OUT! BWAHAHA!
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There is work in progress to lift the face of the Downloads and Web Links modules and some extra validations and security measures on other modules. Due to the importance to bring a solution to the editor issues I think that this modules changes will be addressed for another version.
Because if this plan fails 8.0 will be sure to cause a massive holocaust of destruction!
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Anyway, I appreciate all the suggestions received and bug reports from you.
I hate you all
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And if you have something to report don't hesitate to do it by submitting it as news, as private message to me or by email (if you know the address).
If you have any suggestion, shove them, and get bent.
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Users feedbacks can't all be answered individually but all of them are taken seriously into consideration.
As seriously as I take Security!
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Thanks! Have a nice Nuke day
<censored> and go <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> Day!
We at Station 10 Orbit News would like to say that these translations may not be entirely accurate, since he delivered to us the text on a “PHP-Nuke_texter. It was mysteriously hacked 40 times. This has been translated for you, the people of earth. Now we turn back to the main Report.
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Begin Main Link Hookup.
Main Hookup Established.
Begin Securing a Channel
Channel Secured.
Load Profile of Reporter.
Loaded.
FATAL ERROR.
You have an Error in your Syntax.
Please see www/pubhtml/nukereporter/mainfile.php line 6789 call to undefined function “workyoupeiceofcrap();
Reload.
<Elevator Music>
Begin Main Link Hookup.
Main Hookup Established.
Begin Securing a Channel
Channel Secured.
Load Profile of Reporter.
Loaded.
Connected at 128k.
Backup Connection on.
Stability of Connection: Same as the Stability of PHP-Nuke.
Begin Transmission.
The world is now under the control of no one. FB has announced a new addition, and we had barely enough time to escape. He decided to bomb the ocean with a gigaton bomb, so now our environment is a constant black cloud. Whales continue to fall from the sky and millions are in hiding.
This planet is falling into ruin, even the zombies are beginning to act different. I saw one with an MP3 player, and I think he knew how to use it…
The overwhelming destruction of late in the heart of the PHP-Nuke Capitol city by the Zombies has led to more and more leaving PHP nuke for alternatives.
In fact there are only people who are fresh to the city who think it looks cool. They don’t see the rot behind the walls. The planet now smells of rotting whales, the air is becoming harder to breath from the Capitals Factories on overdrive. I now am forced to wear a gas mask when ever I leave the pod…
We fear the end of days has come upon us. Rotting away is the legacy of the old nuke empire as cities perish from the face of the planet. The bights glow red and the days have become dark and nearly the same as night, the air is acrid and hot, from the bomb. It rains all day and night with no relent. The entire planet is going into decay.
Colonies that are beginning to pop up based on nuke technological variants are continuing to gain ground now that it looks more and more evident that the Technological Edge has been lost by the PHP Nuke Empire. Reports that the Emperor has become unstable have not been proven, but he has also ordered that a moon be blown up because it blocks his view every few months. But the question we ask is what view…
There tapping and scratching constantly, I am haunted by the sight of them. I may be the last holdout against hordes who travels, but it is my journalistic duty to report.
*thud*
What you just heard was a whale crashing not but a few yards away. This world is doomed. I now carry with mea shotgun and a cattle prod. I have begun to fight some of these things myself. Many places are still not compliant with the standards of the world organization and their 4.01 documentation on proper facility maintenance. I happen to be close, but as of yet the more designs people pump out the less and less compliant the people of this planet become. Seldom do I see a fully compliant community.
The resource usage by the “newer” communities is appalling. No one needs that many energy units to load up an area.
The whales have begun to crash more frequently, along with space junk from the failed branches of technology. My god he blew up the moon. I see a bright light coming in from the clouds now, in only what I can describe as a ball of yellow and white. Here it comes through the clouds, more of them! He blew it up! They are flying off in all directions, hitting places left and...
Transmission Lost…..
Attempt to reconnect……………………
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Failed.
Switching to 56 backup.
Transmission Connected
IT CRASHED AND GRAZED US. Gaaaaah! It’s destroyed my newest uplink transmitter. I am sorry to inform you my transmission will no longer be carried in 128k bits per second, but instead 56k bits. I have also activated my older 33kbs transmitter. There is a stampede of zombies running around me now, not bothering to even try to enter my shelter; the smaller fragments are crashing into them. I only hope this Plexiglas holds. I had it re-enforced to 12 inches for something like this. The fragments are mowing them down like a lawnmower on grass… Or at least I think it was called grass. I don’t remember since it’s been so long since I have seen it. They are being shred to bits out there. Larger fragments are now hitting, the shockwaves can be seen rolling on the ground like waves, knocking scored of them down.
Even the ones that are hit are not dead yet, but now the largest parts are crashing. It’s setting the ground on fire from all of the chemicals that have seeped in. The smoke out there is thick and black. It is becoming apparent that there won’t be much left on this side of the planet.
There are only smaller chunks now, and still scored of zombies are running, and attempting to get aw…
Transmission Lost…..
Attempt to reconnect……………………
Failed.
Switching to 33 backup.
Transmission Connected
That was rather large. It knocked out my 56kb/s. Well my small shelter is now very very hot, and I have had to but open a few cans of keyboard cleaner. I am also donning my radiation suit. One moment. Ok I’m back on now. The window is blackened and scorched. One moment while I get this damnable thing clean, ok that still works. Oh my. It appears I am now on the edge of a rather large crater. At least 5 miles in length. I knew Zenith made good shelters, but I would have never thought… There is no movement, the ground is glowing out there, and I can hear the cooling systems in this suit starting.
I still see the glow of light from the Capital City; they were not apparently hit by anything large. From here to the next city it is a wasteland of bones, dirt, and a hole. Man its hot in here. At least this suit will keep me below the 90F mark. Oh sweet mother of Godzilla here comes another. This one has flames on it, and it’s about to hit farther from where the other one hit. The sky is clogged with dust, but this one is too bright to be shadowed out. It’s as if it’s going in slow motion. It’s getting clearer now. Impact. I will loose this transmission when the wave hits me I am sure of that, but until that happens I assume I at least have a minute. The shock wave is like a giant wave of dust from the ground. As it gets closer I see that it is setting the ground on fire behind it. They sky, the sky has set on fire, the very air around me outside of this shelter is on fire, such a strange thing to s…
Transmission Lost…..
Attempt to Reconnect……………………
Failed.
No Backups.
Attempt to Reconnect………………......
Timeout Detected.
Auto End
Transmission Ended.
Signal Lost.
Stand By………………………
Last edited by Anubis_The_Jackal on Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:59 am; edited 1 time in total
Joined: Aug 28, 2003 Posts: 4578 Location: Slovakia - working my way around Eastern Europe
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Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:18 am
What does he care?
He is making tons of money from the naive who continue to buy his Alpha release crap, not to mention click-throughs on his advertising etc.
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