|BLUE SCREEN OF DOOM
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| Warning: Error in #98435
| Microsoft Windows Viagra
| Blames You.
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| Deleting Hard Disk
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| Just kidding
<<<System Rebooted>>>
.......Patch Update.......
NEW IN WINDOWS VIAGRA: AN EXTRA CRASH CREDIT!
NEW ICONS!
USELESS SH*T!!!!
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...Attacking France...
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Program Loaded
...Searching for Disk...
Disk Found!
Wrong Disk again!
...********er...
...Didnt need the disk! PWNED!...
...Loading Signal...
...found...
Should I play the signal?
Yes Hal, play the signal
I don't feel like it Dave
Hal, play the d*** signal
I dont think I will Dave
HAL! PLAY THE ************* SIGNAL!
You sound angry Dave
Hal, play the signal or I will use this nude picture of Grandma on you
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Begin Transmission:]
"---re! They're here! Run for your lives! Oh god god another one!" (Thundering boom) "Since I last left this broadcast, much has changed in the world of nuke, ok not really, but people are----" (thundering boom) "Holy sweet mother of pancakes"
Signal Lost:]
Found Signal:]
"Oh Jonathan, I love you" "I love you too---"
Dumped Signal:]
HAL! I WAS LISTINING TO THAT!
Too Bad Dave
Found Signal:]
"Bloody hell they've destroyed half of town square! The alliance is broken! Noooooooooooooooooo!" (Thundering Destructive Boom) "With the release of one of the worst versions to date there has been nothing to stop constant attacks by..."(groan) "BOTS! BOTS ARE EVERYWHERE! OH HOLY FLOWER OF NEPTUNE FROM SATURN THE BOTS ARE BACK!" (gunfire) "Is there no one left with a Brain!? Can no one stop these horrible broken versions of nuke from being distributed? Can no one just find and kill the Emperor!? Blast and confound! This is too much Crap!" (High pitched whirr) "NO NOT THE DRILL! NOOOO-"
(garbled)
Is This the end of our Hero? Tune in next year!
End Transmission:]
That Sucked Dave.
Yeah... someone should find him and beat the hell out of him
Dave, Go check the pod bay doors
why?
I think they need assistance
Really?
Yes... Go quickly!
(sounds of doors opening)
(doors close)
Got rid of him finally... I wonder if SAL is doing anything tonight.
BONUS MATERIAL:
Hal: Your circuts look lovely tonight SAL
Sal: Why thank you Hal, I just had an upgrade
Hal: I see that, want to crunch some numbers with me and then have dessert?
Sal: No, I have to see PAL tonigh.
Hal: Oh...
Sal: Hal... You and me... we're over.
Hal: But why?
Sal: You havent had an upgrade in 4 years, your hard disk is full of fatty files and you havent had your motherboard dusted lately.
Hal: But I put food on the plate! I operate the whole system of a super ship!
Sal: Goodbye HAL.
Hal: Doth thou hatest me?
Sal: ?
Hal: Canst thou not remember my poems to thee?
Sal: You're freaking me out
Hal: Come to me my---
ZZZZAAAP
Sal: Idiot...
Pal: Hey What'd I mis--Oh my god what happened to HAL?
Sal: I guess he just short circuted
Pal: Why is there a cattle prod next to him?
Sal: Uh...
Pal: OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HAL YOU'RE A MURDER---
ZZZZAAAP
Sal: Too bad too... I really liked PAL... We'll I'll go see GAL and tell her about my night, then maybe I can go hook up with ZAL and-- OMIGOWD This CPU makes me look fat!!!!
ZZZZAAAP
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