Pirate

Site Admin/Owner Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Posts: 17088

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" says the pirate. "I feel fine."

Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really"

Bartender: "What about that eye patch?"

Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."

"You're kidding," says the bartender. "You lost an eye just from bird crap?"

Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:03 am

OUCH!..... Very Happy

registered · Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:15 am

hehe... nice one Wink

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:02 am

A sailor goes to his kaptain , report they have a blind passenger , and what he must do.

the kaptain say's : " trow him overboard".

The sailor repley's "what abouth the dog?"

Worker Joined: Mar 30, 2009 Posts: 132

lol i needed this, made my day