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Anubis_The_Jackal
Court Jester
Joined: Sep 20, 2003
Posts: 106
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Wed May 05, 2004 2:10 pm |
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(this is just a joke)
The president of Cuba gave a speach today claiming the US tried to kill him wait, whats this! Nuke Cops has gone up for sale!!! It is now reported that there are mass riots in new york, apparently by the Empire state building.
15 minutes later
Rioting has now spread across most of new york and reportedly in parts of LittleRock Arkansas. it seems that they just wanted a reason to shoo things...
30 minutes later
There is reported rioting right outside of our news building EUX2. oh my! they seem to be storming the lobby (hides under desk) they seem to be taking the soda machines, Jim Lock the doors!!! oh my quickly someone set up the PA system. "announcing free beer and chips at the Fox Affilate DDrS7, if you take a left you will find free food and beer"
45 minutes Later
that was a close call ladies and gentlement, it is reported that rioting all of the nation has gone out of controll, and Cananda is having a massive riot of moose and large mosquitoes. in other news Seattles Space Needle has been found to be a secret lab that FB hides in, it was knocked over by 500,000 crazed people.
As of this time the only reson for the riots was the selling of nukecops. We are unsure weather it was a riot of joy or anger, or just a reson to riot.
oh my, there back jim!!!
Rioters "we want chips we want chips we want chips"
"We seem to have given you the wrong location" Jim, get my baseball bat "im sorry, it was the other building around teh corner to the right" JIM!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! Get back HERE Jim!!!! Oh my, ladies and gentlemen this may be my last report of newscasting here. i bid you farewell, im now going to climb to the roof and hide
jim"ITS A MAD HOUSE!!! A MAD HOUSE!!!! |
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Salieri
Hangin' Around
Joined: Nov 07, 2003
Posts: 33
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Wed May 05, 2004 2:12 pm |
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 Madness! |
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Raven
Site Admin/Owner
Joined: Aug 27, 2002
Posts: 17088
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Wed May 05, 2004 2:25 pm |
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- ROFL |
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afc
Worker
Joined: Aug 16, 2003
Posts: 107
Location: USA
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Wed May 05, 2004 3:07 pm |
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Anubis_The_Jackal
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Thu May 06, 2004 3:05 am |
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Day 2
("Chaos Continues")
Its been nearly a day since, cough, since the news was given that nuke cops was being sold. as you can see around me the devistaion is awefull, and my new suit is ruined. hundreds of buildings have been gutted, and florida has declared itself independant of the united states. thailand has gone up in smoke and japans economy has collapsed. things that used to cost 100,000,000 yen, now cost 1,000,000,000 yen.
Dow the street, as you can see, is whats left of downtown areas, and, oh my god, it cant be! Its my old cameraman Jim! whats that he has, Vince, Zoom in on him. he has a rubber chicken? What is this, hes wearing a toga and a tu tu... The nieghboring news station is under seige right now, with thousands of people chanting for chips. Our own building had a flash fire that gutted most of it, no im fine ladies and gentlement. I will keep reporting on this horrible situation.
mid day
this just in through carrier Pigeon, FB was found alive under the space needle laboratory, and was able to stun rioters with nuke 7.3 Apparently there were so many bugs it ate people alive. It is reported that FB has set nuke 7.3 to run like a virus, and multiply. Its soul purpose is to controll all the machines and start world war 3!!! ladies and gentlemen this may be the end...
Afternon
World War 3 was avoided because chatserve put out a patch fix, and FB was trampled by a herd of native mammoths unfrozen when nukecops closed down, making a sattalite aim at a glaicer melting it and releasing the mammoths *gasp and in other news the new line of Toyota Nukeocars is coming out soon, so get ready
Evening
(sirens and people yelling)
It seems that, that the riots have started back up, its like daylight with all these buildings on fire. the police are holding the massive torch wielding crowds back, and have taken back 10-20% of downtown.
The countries all over the world that have computer access have gone into riot mode, and the INS reports that they can see the fires on earth. officials say that the rioting will stop as soon as nukecops has a new owner. god help us all. (siren goes by) If you look down here about 10 stories, you can see a fire truck moving toward some rioters, and yes, theyve done it, they have opened up the water cannons. but whats this! oh dear lord its FB with nuke 7.4! how can this be!!! oh my he has 7.5 beta up his sleave too
here comes Chatserv! This looks like a duel to the death ladies and gentlemen. it all comes down to this!
But first a word from our sponsors.
Fan mart, if you have Crappy Fans, we can make them better! |
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afc
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Thu May 06, 2004 8:20 am |
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LMAO again, waiting for your next update  |
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Anubis_The_Jackal
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Thu May 06, 2004 12:24 pm |
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its really the first time ive ever done a story comedy like this, i just had the idea when i read the news, and at the time i was listening to "the War of the Words" broadcast by orson wells |
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Salieri
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Thu May 06, 2004 12:41 pm |
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Superchat to the rescue!  |
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Anubis_The_Jackal
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Thu May 20, 2004 4:07 am |
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My god my god my god. thirteen days after our last brodcast there are now no tall buildings left in the city. FB is gone, chat moved on. the destruction is complete, is there no hope for mankind? Is there no one out there to help?
Anyone out there with a working TV, somewhere, this could be my last broadcast. the corperate zombis are taking over, and the smell of their rotting flesh is infecting normal people with the desire to pay for the defunct nuke-cops website. If only there was a site to restore order... |
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Raven
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Thu May 20, 2004 4:35 am |
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I was afraid the rebels had caught, castrated, and beheaded you, but I see you still have your head. Viva la resistance!! |
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Anubis_The_Jackal
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Thu May 20, 2004 4:45 am |
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Aye the resistance is scattered but strong. FB just released PHP-NUKE 10.1111111121 and is charging 30$ for the update and 50$ for the full 100 meg package. almost all webservers have dies. oxygen in the atmosphere wasting away. FB still lives.... must have.... raven port...... need quality.....
*zombis attack*
*screaming*
*transmission failure* |
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sixonetonoffun
Spouse Contemplates Divorce
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 2496
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Thu May 20, 2004 8:20 am |
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Now I know this is a fantasy "and 50$ for the full 100 meg package" your can't even get a single site license for that! |
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Raven
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Thu May 20, 2004 8:44 pm |
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Follow the white rabbit ..... |
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sixonetonoffun
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Thu May 20, 2004 8:53 pm |
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Aaw man here we go with the wabbits again... |
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Salieri
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Fri May 21, 2004 9:44 am |
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Come here you wabbit, I'm gonna get wou! - Elmar Fudd. |
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Anubis_The_Jackal
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Fri May 28, 2004 1:46 pm |
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boom
*mass screaming, soundas of angry riots.
"It seems that nukecops may not be for sale, even more angered by the retched actions of the nukecops admin, blatantly flaming and trolling other sites the populace has turned against nukecops. Now with their new money schemes there is an angry mob armed with kaleshnikovs and pitch forks ready to take nuke cops down. Viva le Resistance!!!!!"
2 days later
"They all vanished. I was, was hit by a brick on the back of the head, all i see around is, is wasteland. Buildings are flattened, there are no more people. where has everyone gone?"
the
"ive been talking into this solar powered sony srx 9000 for almost half a month, and for the past few days not a living souls is to be found. Just the land of the dead, its no place for the living. there are no waves in the ocean, and the sky is teal. at night there is a light purple glow coming from the north, and you cant see any stars. the zombies must have devoured everyone or something. when will this horror end! If there is anyone out there, anyone, find shelter! dig a hole and live under a rock! " |
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Anubis_The_Jackal
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Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:45 pm |
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After the confermation that nuke cops was sold, the community has finnaly stopped rioting. so much wasted over one man.
We hope now that the Italian Owners will be much better to nuke cops than the former owners were. And do hope that nuke Cops shall be restored to its former glory. |
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afc
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 4:44 am |
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We will see what happens when they reopen it. But this has been my new home. |
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stephen2417
Worker
Joined: Jan 18, 2004
Posts: 244
Location: Bristolville, OH
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:09 am |
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I translated whats on the home page and it means Classified in Italian  |
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Raven
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:17 am |
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It simply means RESERVED. |
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stephen2417
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:30 am |
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Are you sure raven.. try the google translator, i thought the same. But it told me it means Classified  |
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afc
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:59 am |
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stephen2417
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:16 pm |
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Thank you.. Mabye Raven is wrong for once  |
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Raven
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 2:36 pm |
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I asked an Italian and that's what he told me. It certainly isn' worthy of a discussion imo. I only added his natural language statement for additional clarification. Take it or leave it. |
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stephen2417
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Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:16 pm |
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Ill take it  |
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