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Satirical
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:10 pm Reply with quote
Word is spreading from the local "only official nuke development" site that the Sentinel(tm) application is causing wide spread havoc on the Internet! It is being rumored that Sentinel(tm) either causes or contributes to:

- Safer, more protected nuke systems
- Normally sane webmasters and their pawns (staff) losing all control over their normal bodily functions.
- Safe and restful sleep, sleep, sleep
- Grandmothers, darling little girls, and one specific user named Andrea being frightened and tortured over pop-ups and a search bar not even coded (must be a mutation)
- Melodramatic dribble from FB's development partner
- The Middle East crisis
- World Hunger
- Increased pregnancy rate in teenage girls (pop-ups you know)
- Cancer in rats wearing leisure suits
- Was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll
- More than zero false positives in at least one AV. (hmmm. does that make it HAV positive?)

And just in ..... Sentinel(tm) was responsible for the election issues in Florida, not hanging chads!!!
 
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:15 pm Reply with quote
Satirical wrote:

And just in ..... Sentinel(tm) was responsible for the election issues in Florida, not hanging chads!!!


you know i am Registered voter in FL. it just one counties in FL causing a recount. don't blame it to me becasue i live in florida.
 
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squiresmk
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:19 pm Reply with quote
It was Sentinel's fault that you didn't vote.
 
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:39 pm Reply with quote
burnwave wrote:
It was Sentinel's fault that you didn't vote.


right, i didn't vote that year. I will vote this year.
 
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:45 pm Reply with quote
Very Happy
 
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