Australia Vs Taliban

Involved Joined: Apr 06, 2008 Posts: 484

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down
a road when they hear a voice call from behind a
sand-dune. "One Australian soldier is better than ten
Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of
his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle
breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out, "One Australian is better than
a hundred Taliban soldiers." Furious, the Taliban
commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune
and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After
10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The Australian voice calls out, "One Australian is better than
one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander
musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the
dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out
as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over
the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's two of them."

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