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wHiTeHaT
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:20 am Reply with quote
A German goes to a Dutch gunstore.
In the gunstore's registry behind the glassplate are all kinds of rifles ,guns,revolver and knifes.

The German ask the salesman if he have any gun for him , and the salesman responds with a no.

Then the german ask if he have any rifle for him and again the salesman say's no.

The German then asks if he has a knife for him , and again the salesman say's no.

The German is furious and ask to the salesman if he has anything against Germans

The salesman say's Yes : Guns,riffles,revolvers knifes.....


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jakec
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:14 pm Reply with quote
I don't get it. Confused
 
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:08 pm Reply with quote
jakec wrote:
I don't get it. Confused

Become a Dutchman and you'll know Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:18 pm Reply with quote
hehe Smile , lol that one is funny... Thanks whitehat

@djmaze, don't need to be dutch to understand. I'm french and it's still hilarious

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Susann
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:33 am Reply with quote
Should I find this funny ? Don´t know. But it´s known that the Dutch and the German don´t like each other. It ´s similar to the relationship between Americans and Mexicans I believe.
 
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:52 am Reply with quote
I live on the border with Dutch
I have many Dutch friends and here there are no problems between the Germans and Dutch.
I think the Dutch in Rotterdam do not like Germans for the World War II and what happened there at that time.
I like the Dutch and I do with my family many times a week at the Dutch seaside holiday.

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