You gotta love this guy ...

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I don't know if it's true or not ......

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University , UK . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends....................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.........................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui.............................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the photo of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 10:29 pm

What a Guy! ........... Laughing

Client Joined: Apr 15, 2003 Posts: 466 Location: FL

You gotta love it.
But you forgot to add the price of the PI LOL

Insane Joined: Jul 30, 2004 Posts: 85

Raven wrote:

the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
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This happened in the UK? Thats halarious.

Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 5:48 am

That's that funniest thing I've heard all year. I hadn't heard about it until now, but if it's true, it has to be the best example of a best man and new bride Smack

each qualifying to share a Darwin Award. Of course, the in-laws should make the list too if they actually paid the check!

I must say that's the funniest and costliest example of getting even I've read in quite some time.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.........................................$3,000. LOL
Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:50 pm

LMAO - top man!
I'd love to shake his hand.

registered · Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:29 am

hahaha....nice.

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:44 am

I have spent hours searching for this Uni in the UK and not found a single one, I was hoping to track the guy down and shake his hand but the only Clemson Uni's I can find are in the US which, with airfare, makes it an expensive hand shake.
Pity he didnt put the photo on the net, that really would have been a nice 'extra'.

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