THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER - Made me laugh so hard I cried!

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Note from Raven - This made me laugh so hard I cried killing me

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man

registered · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:02 am

Ouch!

registered · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:18 pm

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:31 am

Worker Joined: Nov 17, 2006 Posts: 222

hehehe hoho hahaha Cheers

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:06 pm

excellent!

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:16 pm

ohh man, thats too funny!!!

New Member Joined: Oct 09, 2008 Posts: 3

lol, thanks I needed that!Thank God for toilet paper.